HUMOUR Part 1

21 Laughter Shorts, From Known Personalities

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Mikael Kristenson Usplash

It's good to relax and laugh at times. 

21 inspirational quotes from famous people may sound funny as well.

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito”- Dalai Lama

“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”  - Benjamin Franklin

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” - Elbert Hubbard

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” - Will Rogers

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” - Miles Kington

“Bad decisions make good stories.” - Ellis Vidler

“I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise, and I have worms.” - Michael Scott

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. And I have been parking for weeks.” - Will Rogers

“The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.” - Albert Einstein

“Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.” - Bill Murray 

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell is for the company.” - Mark Twain  

“I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.” - Steven Wright

“I’d like to live like a poor man – only with lots of money.” - Pablo Picasso

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” - Elbert Hubbard

"My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.” - Unknown 

“Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.” - Will Rogers

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” - Alan Dundes

“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.” - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” - Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

“Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.” - Will Rogers

“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.” - Dennis Wholey

Jawahar Dhawan

Why Pigeonhole my writing to a genre when life’s chapters have many learning and hues.

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